@emily - Mar 29, 25 02:30 PM - Seattle, WA
This spork is the best thing since sliced bread! #Invention

@emily - Mar 29, 25 02:23 PM - Seattle, WA
Break a leg tonight you're an amazing actor. #Goodluck

@emily - Mar 29, 25 02:10 PM - Seattle, WA
A nasty prison warden got a taste of his own medicine when he was thrown in jail. #Treatothersnice

@emily - Mar 29, 25 01:55 PM - Seattle, WA
Your drum solo was very entertaining but don't give up the day job. #Dayjob

@emily - Mar 29, 25 01:25 PM - Seattle, WA
I think we should address the elephant in the room - your hideous shoes. #Problem

@emily - Mar 29, 25 01:21 PM - Seattle, WA
Well that didn't work let's go back to the drawing board. #Tryandtryagain

@emily - Mar 29, 25 01:20 PM - Seattle, WA
He stuck with her through thick and thin. #stuck

@emily - Mar 29, 25 01:20 PM - Seattle, WA
Because it was the last day of class the teachers cut the students some slack. #teachers

@emily - Mar 29, 25 12:46 PM - Seattle, WA
I need to pull myself together and stop crying. #Pulltogether

@emily - Mar 29, 25 12:38 PM - Seattle, WA
I think Sally is giving me the cold shoulder! #Coldshoulder

@emily - Mar 29, 25 12:27 PM - Seattle, WA
The ball is in your court regarding the location of the next event. #NextWednesday

@emily - Mar 29, 25 12:17 PM - Seattle, WA
I'm tired do you mind if I hit the sack? #tired